Music of the Day

Here’s some music for the day, and I’ve got two great rap tracks that you probably never heard if you are 99.9% of the population.

Boom-bap excellence. Large Pro has one of the best voices and flows in hip-hop.

Hot, Sizzling, Scorching, Torching, Blazing by Large Pro

And this song is just plain great. It makes you feel good, and really has a message that self-worth is more important than the materialism that we succumb to. Listen to the lyrics my friend.

Star Inside of Me by Joe Budden

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The Ultimate Movie Idea of All Time

Have you seen this yet? Can this dude actually act?

Saying “NO!” is all he does. And this guy is 23, has a BILLION girls at his disposal (allegedly), is going out with Megan Fox (somewhat allegedly), and makes millions of dollars (true). My fascination with this phenom, this enigma, may never cease. Maybe its his charm? His witty comebacks? It eludes me. Every movie he is in (I’ve seen Transformers 1,2, and Indiana Jones) he hits you with these little quips and fast-motion action-comedy scenes, and has enough physicality (I’m being generous) to at least look like he does the work of his stunt double.

ALAS, I have a solution. We should test his chops in a movie with real acting legends, and all around fan-favorites. This way, we will know if his charm overtakes our love for the main stars. Can he outfunny some of the funniest cats out there? We’ll put him to the test in the ultimate comedy of all time:

CARL Gets His PHIL

When these two heavyweights team up, you don’t know what the f**k is going to happen. That title is enough. I would see this movie 100 times.

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Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Shia can’t out-act these OGs, so say so long to this:

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Your punishment is justified.

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Tatted Up Chicks?

Chicks with tattoos? Hot? YES!

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Wow just look at that… ink..

—-> ūüôā¬† <—-

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Awesome Videos

Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh…¬† here are some of my favorite videos that I’ve recently seen. Here at goEasy you will find only the best stuff, and I’ve culminated some of my favorite videos in one post. Enjoy.

Exploit Yourself: Great Nike commercial with a Nike running sh0e-wearing robot just jumping off of buildings and free running (parkour).

Polar by Pierre Michel: Cool video for a French film festival, I believe. Anyway, I like the special effects.

Khoda: What if you watch a film and whenever you pause it, you face a painting? This guy used 6,000 paintings to make this awesome video. Seriously watch it and try to pause whenever you want. Truly impressive.

Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women: Just hilarious. One of my favorites. MrChiCity explains why having your refrigerator jam-packed will increase your chances with the ladies. If you haven’t seen this by now, do yourself a favor and watch it.

Philips Carousel Commercial – Adam Berg Commercial of the Year: Pure greatness. I love how this was made, and the style in which it was filmed is so awesome. Pans around a stilled scene. Really cool.

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………WHY!?

whats up everyone? Joe here with my first post on goeasy. I’m going to tell you guys a little bit about myself so you don’t think I am some rapist serial choker. I am an up and coming musician, I act in/produce short films, Fight Club is the best movie, and sadly i happen to be the brother of Anthony. Let’s get on with the show then…

Take a good long look at this picture…

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Now i know there are probably mixed thoughts:¬† #1) Robert Pattinson!!!! HE’S SO F***IN HAWWWTT!!!¬†¬†¬† #2) This douche bag is everywhere!!! someone should kill him!!!¬†¬†¬†¬† and of course #3) is that Goku from Dragon Ball Z??? ^_^¬† Justin-Chatwin-goku

Now…I do not know Mr. Pattinson, nor do i have any desire to meet him, but you gotta hand it to the dude because he is making a shit ton of money. The only problem I have with this guy is the fact that he had a MAJOR involvement in the destruction of our FUCKING society. i don’t care about girls saying hes so dreammy blahblah fucking blah (my girlfriend likes him too) =[ but everyone has an OBSESSION with vampires. I actually went to go see Twilight. yes i saw Twilight. the only reason i saw it was to see what all the hype was about. i never heard of the book. i thought twilight was the subdued light just after sunset…. I can understand the book because everybody likes books and apparently the Twilight series is “the best”????????? but let me tell you people something….coming from a guy who sees a lot of movies and can admit it if a movie is good.¬† just remember the three T’s – – – Twilight Twas Terrible! The acting…horrendous. If the acting sucks in a movie, then the movie sucks. Especially when an actor has to play a fictional creature. I want to believe that you are a fucking creature. Not only do people want to be vampires, but now most of the girls would rather be Kristen Stewart…. why be a vampire when you can be the pale, unenthusiastic, sloth, depressed, lacks dopamine feeble little girl that the vampire wants to bang!?¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†

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This fad needs to stop dead in its tracks. O but wait..it grows… another vampire book series has been turned into a television show!!! i wonder what it…o wait – True Blood. I gave this show one chance. One. I never knew i could be so kind : D¬† Nothing special about it. The only reason i would watch a vampire tv show would be to learn about new ways to kill those bastards. I just could not sit there and watch it for a whole hour. My friend was like cmon man give it a chance it’s good! Now this friend of mine is as guy as a guy can get. played football and wrestled in high school, weighs 205lbs, great guy, ate 2 no rules burgers at the Outback Steakhouse!!! go there today, that fucking thing isn’t even on the menu….it probably killed everyone who touched it, but he consumed 2….yea…no rules…but True Blood seems to tickle his fancy. He tells me to watch it because the main character Sookie is hot…Sookie is played by Anna Paquin (Rogue from the X-men movies) and she is O.K. nothing special just like the show. Don’t think it’s a good show just because I said it’s “nothing special.” I guarantee if i sat through more than 1 episode I would have more evidence for it being terrible.

Coming this Fall………….VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!!!! based off another gay-ass book. I’m watching tv with my girlfriend when the commercial for that comes on and even she was like “ok this is too much vampire shit.” Let me ask all of the Twilight fans….do you think that these other vampire books will compare to your sacred Tablet of the Twilight?

If you are reading this and you despise vampires but like south park then check out this link!

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/210813

basically all we have to do to stop this fad is of course…..burn down hot topic!

I am really concerned guys. The one thing that I am going to hate this vampire shit for is that i don’t want to look my son or daughter in the eyes after they ask me “what did people like when you were young dad?” and i have to respond with….vampires.

I am too angry to go on

Feel free to comment on anything i have talked about, i would love to hear what people think

My first post has officially concluded: JOE

 

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Read This NOW! = Y: The Last Man

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“Y: THE LAST MAN, winner of three Eisner Awards and one of the most critically acclaimed, best-selling comic books series of the last decade, is that rare example of a page-turner that is at once humorous, socially relevant and endlessly surprising.”

Y: The Last Man is a comic book, which you can also purchase in graphic novel/collected edition form, about the last man on earth, Yorick Brown, and his male pet monkey. They are the only two male mammals tht survived some sort of worldwide plague. He is literally the LAST GUY on the planet! Earth is in shambles, for the most part, as women have begun to try to rebuild civilization and cope with this disaster. Yorick is on a journey to try to find his fiance` in Australia, but he is a political weapon, and many people try to hunt him down along the way. That is just the tip of the iceberg: this series is amazing.

[FREE DOWNLOAD of First Issue PDF format right here: http://www.dccomics.com/media/excerpts/1736_1.pdf ,via http://www.dccomics.com/vertigo/graphic_novels/?gn=1736]

This comic is crazy, and it’s not kid stuff either. It was put out by DC’s VERTIGO imprint, which basically means that it is for mature readers: nudity, language, violence, you get the picture. It is really good, with a great deal of twists and turns, amazing artwork, witty dialogue, and biting cliff-hangers. Brian K. Vaughan is one of the greatest comic book writers ever, and this series truly attests to that.

I’ve read a great deal of comics, but I’m no comic book geek. I remember hearing about this comic and seeing it years and years ago, but I never got into it. Why? I am a fool. Now that I’m almost done with it, I’ve got to say, I’m thoroughly impressed. This is some really great stuff, and I think any mature intellectual individual will appreciate it. It is not short of action, and it is being made into a movie (eventually). Anyway, I’m not gonna recommend some random garbage for you to check out; this stuff is legit. Trust me; or trust them: “Funny and scary‚Ķan utterly believable critique of society. A+”
‚ÄĒTHE WASHINGTON POST

“The best graphic novel I’ve ever read.”
‚ÄĒSTEPHEN KING

“This year’s best movie is a comic book.”
‚ÄĒALL THINGS CONSIDERED, NATIONAL PUBLIC RADIO

“A seriously funny, nuanced fable…Grade A.”
‚ÄĒENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY

^^ Don’t miss out… It runs¬† 60 issues, or 10 collected editions. You can buy¬†them here: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_ss_gw?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=y+the+last+man

You can also download it via torrents, but I don’t do that because I like holding the book and reading it; I don’t want to read a comic book for hours on my computer screen. However, if that floats your boat, get the whole thing for free here: http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/93335925/y%3Athe+last+man?tab=summary

Here on go easy, I give you the links. YOU, already know.

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I Hate Shia LaBeouf

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If you like Megan Fox, you and I are similar.

If you watch this video and don’t get infuriated by the end of it, you and I will forever be enemies…

I despise Shia LaBeouf. Words do not adequately convey my hatred. You ever watch UFC? You ever watch any Jet Li, Bruce Lee, or Jackie Chan movie? You know that one guy that loses in¬†a fight, really, really¬†fast? Like it’s constantly ingrained in your mind: “Wow, that guy sucks.” Shia, SHY-a is that guy. Why doesn’t anybody just….. Ah, the dude has it made. Why do I waste my time? This dude is like invincible. Once you get a chick like Megan Fox, you get massive balls. You can’t be touched. He probably has the strength of a hundred men, the power of fifty stones, the speed of a winter’s breeze. Obama’s number one agenda should be sniping him out. But don’t you see? It’s not possible. Not after you’ve attained the Fox…

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