I Hate Shia LaBeouf

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If you like Megan Fox, you and I are similar.

If you watch this video and don’t get infuriated by the end of it, you and I will forever be enemies…

I despise Shia LaBeouf. Words do not adequately convey my hatred. You ever watch UFC? You ever watch any Jet Li, Bruce Lee, or Jackie Chan movie? You know that one guy that loses in a fight, really, really fast? Like it’s constantly ingrained in your mind: “Wow, that guy sucks.” Shia, SHY-a is that guy. Why doesn’t anybody just….. Ah, the dude has it made. Why do I waste my time? This dude is like invincible. Once you get a chick like Megan Fox, you get massive balls. You can’t be touched. He probably has the strength of a hundred men, the power of fifty stones, the speed of a winter’s breeze. Obama’s number one agenda should be sniping him out. But don’t you see? It’s not possible. Not after you’ve attained the Fox…

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