Have you seen this yet? Can this dude actually act?
Saying “NO!” is all he does. And this guy is 23, has a BILLION girls at his disposal (allegedly), is going out with Megan Fox (somewhat allegedly), and makes millions of dollars (true). My fascination with this phenom, this enigma, may never cease. Maybe its his charm? His witty comebacks? It eludes me. Every movie he is in (I’ve seen Transformers 1,2, and Indiana Jones) he hits you with these little quips and fast-motion action-comedy scenes, and has enough physicality (I’m being generous) to at least look like he does the work of his stunt double.
ALAS, I have a solution. We should test his chops in a movie with real acting legends, and all around fan-favorites. This way, we will know if his charm overtakes our love for the main stars. Can he outfunny some of the funniest cats out there? We’ll put him to the test in the ultimate comedy of all time:
CARL Gets His PHIL
When these two heavyweights team up, you don’t know what the f**k is going to happen. That title is enough. I would see this movie 100 times.
Oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Shia can’t out-act these OGs, so say so long to this:
Your punishment is justified.